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THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION.

SO. MY DAD PICKED ME UP FROM WORK! He needed to buy food for his turtles-- he bought three turtles a few weeks ago, because... because mom told him not to.

At the aquarium he saw this different type of turtle, smaller and black. And uh. Now he has 4.

"HEY DON'T TELL YOUR BROTHERS. LET'S SEE IF THEY NOTICE 8DDD!"

Sob my family.

IN WORK NEWS, I GET TO KEEP MY AWESOME GROUP FOR 9 MORE WEEKS \o/

GUYS, 30 MORE CLICKS AND THIS ONE WILL... BECOME SOMETHING CUTE:

Feed Me!


WHY YES, THIS IS A POINTLESS MEME POST.

In random news, not that I've finally downloaded iTunes, I'm tempted to do all those music memes floating around.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR DAY HAS SUCKED SO FAR.

Comment here, let me love you. I'LL GET YOU A LOLCAT.

( GROWN DRAGON UNDER HERE )

CRISIS AVERTED. SO. HOW HAS EVERYONE'S DAY BEEN?

WAT

► ANON MEME ◄

o/

I'm so tired. BUT I WON 4 DOLLARS!!!

Tomorrow we're gonna go see the other half of the family. I wasn't planning to do this with my long weekend you guys :(

SO I FOUND THIS WEBSITE. And have been wasting a long time making my family tree.

( HERE'S A PIC )

So, odds are that when I mention my aunt, each time I'm mentioning a different one.

In somewhat related news, my parents have been married for 28 years. They will celebrate by making us play poker and stripping us of our money.

NO HARM IN SHARING, RIGHT?

... oh S Club 7, never leave me.

HEY GUYS ANOTHER MEME!



I AM WAITING TO SEE IF THE WORLD EXPLODES.

Dear mother, if a vet in Guatemala had the cure for cancer, he probably would no longer be a vet in Guatemala.

Dear student, "Barcelona" is not a country. I can't believe someone hired you. My god.

Dear brother, "MOM TOLD ME TO" is a very retarded reason to give when questioned about why you were trying to sneak alcohol into your bedroom after midnight.

Dear fellow teacher, "Rafa Márquez" does not count as a National hero, but I know you were joking so I still love you.

( Only Mexicans will get this )

My mom talked to me about DREAMS and EXPECTATIONS FOR THE FUTURE. She said she used to dream about BEING FAMOUS or HEROIC or a FILM START. Is it so weird to want just a quiet life doing the stuff you enjoy? Also, she attempted to guilt trip me when I said I wanted to live alone. "ARE WE IN YOUR WAY?" Well, yes, yes you are. It'd be nice if she got off my case for a while.

( WHAT I LEARNED TODAY )

( Next! A picture of my NEW BEST BUD )

... and that pretty much summarizes my entire day. Now have a meme, 'cause lilorchid1023 is a hooker who tagged me.

( 21 things )

NOT TAGGING ANYONE 'CAUSE I'M DEAD TIRED AND LAZY.

Please stop it.

No love, yourself.

I've been having weird dreams for like a week now. It's starting to stress me out.

In other news, I'll be learning first-aid today from 9 to 5. On one hand, I can't imagine what kind of first-aid takes 8 HOURS TO LEARN, on the other, I'm getting paid for it so \o/

My family has this tendency to blame my cat whenever something happens in the house. And so:

"HEY YOUR CAT JUST KILLED A LIZARD, COME PICK IT UP!"

"NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FALL FOR THAT MY CAT'S A WUSS AND DOESN'T HUNT."

"... damn. Come help anyway, your brother's a sissy."

It wasn't dead. An impressive feat considering the poor thing was bleeding all over.

Also, I discovered if I get back home early enough to nap, my first reaction upon waking up is "HOLY CRAP I MISSED WORK!"

DEAR GOD I WAS AN ANNOYING KID.

I WROTE A TINY TWILIGHT DRABBLE. I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. DEDICATED TO hydr0phobia, WHO WILL SOON STOP LOVING ME.

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( Edward-centric, 158 words )

This post has no redeeming value. You may all use your violent icons on me now.